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What We Offer

We believe every pet’s life should be full of play, fun, and feel-good moments – not just “walks and bed”. And because every dog is different, the right toy, treat, or gift won’t be the same for everyone. Some pups need extra-tough chews, some need gentle dental care, some just want something delicious to celebrate being their fabulous selves.
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The Story Behind The Zoomies
Welcome to Ted Does Zoomies – the little corner of the internet where dogs come first and humans just hold the treats. 
Every product is tried, tested, and zoomie-approved – no boring, blah stuff allowed. So sniff around, pick your favourites, and get your human to hit “add to cart”.
Healthy teeth, happy tummies, big zoomies – that’s how we roll at Ted Does Zoomies.
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Healthy & Safe Pet Products

Browse our pet-friendly products designed to keep your furry friends healthy, active, and happy.

What our clients say

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Happy puppy Ideal for a teething puppy, keeps her happy.
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Prompt efficient and reliable service! Exceptional!
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So robust . Love everything about them . Have gone back for more . Highly recommend
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Get in touch with us for product inquiries, wholesale orders, or support. Our team is here to help you find the perfect chew for your dog.