Mystery Boxes Packed with Treats, Chews & Surprises – Shop Now!
Why Choose Ted Does Zoomies?
Making your dog’s life happier, healthier and a lot more fun.
At Ted Does Zoomies, we focus on making your dog’s life happier, healthier, and a lot more fun. We believe dogs deserve more than “just another treat,” which is why every product we sell is carefully selected with real dogs in mind — their needs, preferences, and wellbeing always come first.
Every treat, chew, toy, and mystery box is tested and approved by genuine dog lovers (and their very opinionated dogs). We don’t follow trends or stock random items; instead, we choose products that deliver real value, enjoyment, and enrichment. If it’s not something we’d happily give to our own dogs, it simply doesn’t make it into our store.
At Ted Does Zoomies, we’re obsessed with one thing:
We only stock products we’d happily give to our own dogs.
- Thoughtfully selected chews, treats and toys
- Brands we know and trust from years in the pet industry
- No “mystery” products – we read the labels so you don’t have to
If it doesn’t pass our own dogs’ sniff test, it doesn’t make it onto the site.
Your dog’s wellbeing comes before everything else.
- Products chosen with safety and quality in mind
- Options to support dental health, enrichment and calm
- Clear information so you can pick what’s right for your dog’s size and needs
We want you to feel confident about what you’re putting in your dog’s bowl – and their mouth.
Behind Ted Does Zoomies is a small, friendly team of dog lovers.
- Need help choosing the right chew or dental kit? Ask us.
- Not sure what’s suitable for a puppy or sensitive tummy? We’ll guide you.
- Prefer email or social? We’re easy to reach and happy to help.
You’re never just an order number to us – you’re part of the Zoomies pack.
We know it can be hard to know where to start, so we’ve done the hard work for you.
- Curated boxes (like our dental and chew bundles)
- Great for trying new things without wasting money
- Perfect as gifts for dog-loving friends and family
Each box is put together with a purpose: to keep your dog busy, healthy and happy.
We’re not new to this.
Ted Does Zoomies is powered by people who’ve spent years in the pet industry, working with some of the UK’s leading pet brands and retailers.
That means we know which products actually get used, loved and reordered – and which ones just gather dust.
You get the benefit of that experience in every product we choose.
Shopping with us should be as simple as possible.
- Clear product descriptions and photos
- Secure checkout
- Fast, reliable delivery options
We know you’re busy – we want you back out walking the dog, not fighting with a website.
We started Ted Does Zoomies because of one dog – Ted – and his love of life, adventures and, yes, treats.
Every order helps us share that same joy with more dogs and their humans.
When your dog is excited about a new chew or finally settles with a calming treat, that’s a win for us too.
When your dog is excited about a new chew or finally settles with a calming treat, that’s a win for us too.
Limited-Time Mystery Box Deals
Looking for the perfect gift or a monthly treat for your dog? Our mystery boxes offer unbeatable value and excitement. Keep an eye out for exclusive offers, bundles, and promotions.
